Royal Mail - About the Band

Kieron Casey
The extrovert of the band. Kieron, or 'Kez' as he is affectionately known, has taken on many personas in the past, believing himself to be the reincarnation of both Sid Vicious and John Lennon, as well as being twin to Billy Joe Armstrong in every way. At the moment, his long, blonde fringe and love of Jazz organs has led him to take on the persona of Crispian Mills of Kula Shaker. Although many people are sceptical of his embodiments of famous people, there has been no evidence as yet to debunk such claims.

Instrument(s): Bass Guitar, Keyboards, Kazoo, Vocals
Role in band: Extrovert genius
Age: 16
Date of birth:
Favorite Band: Greenday
Typical Quote: "How much am I like Crispian Mills? So much!"


Chris Tracey
In a similar way to Kez, Chris has taken on the persona of Blur guitarist Graham Coxon, in a vain attempt to continue the Blur experience. His quiet and contemplative nature is not unlike his hero's, although he has been known to be less than quiet after a few pints. Chris is a man who's surname has caused so much distress and depression over the years, that for anyone to expect an extrovert personality would be plain stupid. He excels in writing sad songs in a similar fashion to Radiohead.

Instrument(s): Guitar, Kazoo, Vocals
Role in band: Eccentric recluse
Age: 16
Date of birth: 18 / 2 / 83
Favorite Band: Blur
Typical Quote: "Soz!"


James Sanderson
James is one of those people who is never hated by anyone. He is emotionally well-balanced and great to get on with. It's just as well, really, because all drummers must behave in this way if they want to be called 'drummer'. James, or 'Sandos' to his mates, has had attempted and sometimes succesful poaches made on him by bands struggling for a drummer. Hell, he's not even a permanent fixture of Royal Mail, but who cares - maybe he will be in the future...

Instrument(s): Drums
Role in band: Nice Guy
Age: 16
Date of birth: 6 / 9 / 82
Favorite Band: Greenday
Typical Quote: "Go on, Kez!"


Matthew Cox
'Coxy' has recently joined the band on a permanent basis, meaning the only member 'Royal Mail' is lacking in is a drummer. Coxy has been best friends with Kez for many years now (most of his life, in fact) and this far reaching bond of friendship can only make relashionships within the band far more stable. His tendancy to quote many of Tracey's actions as "scary" has frustrated the guitarist on many occasions, despite such comments being obviously insincere. His immense talent on anything with keys on it makes him an invaluable member of the band.

Instrument(s): Keyboard, piano, synths etc.
Role in band: Mr. Sensible
Age: 16
Date of birth:
Favorite Band: Mansun
Typical Quote: "I'm scared!"